Tonight, I talk military.

What is the problem with America today? We are flabby. Don't laugh- I is quite srs. Unfortunately, America is losing both the stick-to-itiveness and can-do attitude that built her, and the reasons are deep-set within the American people. We as a culture have abandoned our work to the bone attitude and replaced it with an attitude of do the minimum to get by.

This decay can be linked to the loss of the warrior spirit in Western culture. We Westerners have ceased to look on the evils of war, and instead see that war is evil. This must end. We must reclaim our proud warrior culture, the lineage of the Milvian Bridge, Hastings, Agincourt, Lepanto, and Waterloo. In America, we have a unique and special perspective, as ours could be the combined martial wisdom of th whole world, made solidly American. Instead, we have made money, not glory, the measure of man's worth. We see a fat, balding man in an Armani suit and say "Wow, there goes one successful individual."

Fix: required military service for all males, coupled with a propaganda push showing the glorious side of our military.

The first step is one that everyone loves to hate. But I'm not talking a mandatory two year draft, I'm talking military training. Translation: everybody goes through boot camp. It would help our obesity problem as well as give all young peoplez an appreciation of what the military has done and does for us every day.

The second is even more straightforward.All you have to do is have a bunch of parades, Russian style, as well as a massive ad campaign featuring real soldiers heroism in the ongoing Middle Eastern conflicts.

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