Today's topic is mostly for me to let off steam. It's about the plethora of stupid crazy people that inhabit the right and the left in this country and their enablers: the stupid apathetic people in the center.
First off, lets look at the two stereotyped denizens of the American left: the bleeding heart liberal and the dirty hippy. The first one whines about social injustice, the evils of the white male, and universal health care. She is typically from busy urban centers, listens to NPR, and eats babies. Her close cousin, the dirty hippy, is easily spotted by his ancient tye dye clothing, ageing flip flops, and rants concerning the rights of the Trees (not to be confused with the noble Lorax). Typical habitats include folk music concerts and place where people have genuine reason to tear down trees, as opposed to wanton destruction of all things arboreal.
Second, let's see the other half of the coin- the crazy Right. The first of the two selected specimens is the redneck. He is typically found anywhere in the United States more than one hundred miles from a major urban center. He is identified by his ranting about the Constitution, a document he knows nothing about, and by his inherent racism. He is the natural enemy of the bleeding heart liberal. The other specimen is by far the most dangerous thus encountered: he is the notorious Republican Vampire. Coming solely from the upper crust of white society, this truly evil being seeks to run rivers dry, start slavery again, and own Fox News.
Now that I've gotten my facetiousness out, it's time to talk about the real evil in this situation: the apathetic center. Unfortunately for her, America has become so incredibly commercialized that her people no longer truly care about political matters. They would much rather watch the latest episode of Lost than learn the stance of their elected officials. Hell, I bet that most Americans couldn't name their elected officials, there probably only aware that this Presidents Black, the previous one was dumb, the one before him was involved in a sex scandal, and some other ones are on money.
This has to end.
Here's how you can help: inform your friends. FORCE them to read.
Or Santa won't come next year.
Wednesday, May 19, 2010
Sunday, May 16, 2010
Tonight, I talk military.
What is the problem with America today? We are flabby. Don't laugh- I is quite srs. Unfortunately, America is losing both the stick-to-itiveness and can-do attitude that built her, and the reasons are deep-set within the American people. We as a culture have abandoned our work to the bone attitude and replaced it with an attitude of do the minimum to get by.
This decay can be linked to the loss of the warrior spirit in Western culture. We Westerners have ceased to look on the evils of war, and instead see that war is evil. This must end. We must reclaim our proud warrior culture, the lineage of the Milvian Bridge, Hastings, Agincourt, Lepanto, and Waterloo. In America, we have a unique and special perspective, as ours could be the combined martial wisdom of th whole world, made solidly American. Instead, we have made money, not glory, the measure of man's worth. We see a fat, balding man in an Armani suit and say "Wow, there goes one successful individual."
Fix: required military service for all males, coupled with a propaganda push showing the glorious side of our military.
The first step is one that everyone loves to hate. But I'm not talking a mandatory two year draft, I'm talking military training. Translation: everybody goes through boot camp. It would help our obesity problem as well as give all young peoplez an appreciation of what the military has done and does for us every day.
The second is even more straightforward.All you have to do is have a bunch of parades, Russian style, as well as a massive ad campaign featuring real soldiers heroism in the ongoing Middle Eastern conflicts.
End transmission.
What is the problem with America today? We are flabby. Don't laugh- I is quite srs. Unfortunately, America is losing both the stick-to-itiveness and can-do attitude that built her, and the reasons are deep-set within the American people. We as a culture have abandoned our work to the bone attitude and replaced it with an attitude of do the minimum to get by.
This decay can be linked to the loss of the warrior spirit in Western culture. We Westerners have ceased to look on the evils of war, and instead see that war is evil. This must end. We must reclaim our proud warrior culture, the lineage of the Milvian Bridge, Hastings, Agincourt, Lepanto, and Waterloo. In America, we have a unique and special perspective, as ours could be the combined martial wisdom of th whole world, made solidly American. Instead, we have made money, not glory, the measure of man's worth. We see a fat, balding man in an Armani suit and say "Wow, there goes one successful individual."
Fix: required military service for all males, coupled with a propaganda push showing the glorious side of our military.
The first step is one that everyone loves to hate. But I'm not talking a mandatory two year draft, I'm talking military training. Translation: everybody goes through boot camp. It would help our obesity problem as well as give all young peoplez an appreciation of what the military has done and does for us every day.
The second is even more straightforward.All you have to do is have a bunch of parades, Russian style, as well as a massive ad campaign featuring real soldiers heroism in the ongoing Middle Eastern conflicts.
End transmission.
Thursday, May 13, 2010
Well chillunz, today's subject is the glorious state of Arizona. The recent laws passed there have been seen by some as racist. Do let's analyze said laws.
First off, the law that's got everyone's knickers in a twist: the "Nazi" anti-illegal immigration law. Right- here's how I see it. The United States is a sovereign nation. And as such, she has certain rights that until this point have been held dear. Rights, that, unless I've missed my mark, include deciding who gets to live here. Now, call me crazy, but I'm about ninety-five percent certain that this is difficult, nay, impossible if the persons coming into said country DID NOT GRANT THE COUNTRY THEY ARE ENTERING THE PRIVILEGE OF BEING AWARE OF THEIR ENTRY. Now, what does this evil, Hitleresque law do? It simply gives law enforcement officials the power to check the immigration status of any individual they have already pulled over. Hot damn chillunz, this hear law reeks of Nazism. You can't just see if people are here legally! They have certain inalienable rights and such. Why, next thing you know, we'll be burning the emaciated corpses of every Hispanic in America!
Right, now that that's out of the way, lets look at the law that ends ethnic studies classes in Arizona public schools. "Why," you may say, "every citizen in this country has the right to be fed hatred promoting Marxist ethnic views of the world! The white man is always in the wrong, from his treatment of the Native Americans to the evil of slavery that has never, ever appeared elsewhere in the world. Isn't that what Martin Luther King Jr. was all about?" Actually no. The great Rev. King actually promoted a society where what matters is the content of one's character, not the color of one's skin. All African-American and Hispanic studies classes do is promote a sense of victim hood that leads to a hatred of all races not one's own. All this law does is fight against bigotry, not promote it.
And that's my piece for today.
First off, the law that's got everyone's knickers in a twist: the "Nazi" anti-illegal immigration law. Right- here's how I see it. The United States is a sovereign nation. And as such, she has certain rights that until this point have been held dear. Rights, that, unless I've missed my mark, include deciding who gets to live here. Now, call me crazy, but I'm about ninety-five percent certain that this is difficult, nay, impossible if the persons coming into said country DID NOT GRANT THE COUNTRY THEY ARE ENTERING THE PRIVILEGE OF BEING AWARE OF THEIR ENTRY. Now, what does this evil, Hitleresque law do? It simply gives law enforcement officials the power to check the immigration status of any individual they have already pulled over. Hot damn chillunz, this hear law reeks of Nazism. You can't just see if people are here legally! They have certain inalienable rights and such. Why, next thing you know, we'll be burning the emaciated corpses of every Hispanic in America!
Right, now that that's out of the way, lets look at the law that ends ethnic studies classes in Arizona public schools. "Why," you may say, "every citizen in this country has the right to be fed hatred promoting Marxist ethnic views of the world! The white man is always in the wrong, from his treatment of the Native Americans to the evil of slavery that has never, ever appeared elsewhere in the world. Isn't that what Martin Luther King Jr. was all about?" Actually no. The great Rev. King actually promoted a society where what matters is the content of one's character, not the color of one's skin. All African-American and Hispanic studies classes do is promote a sense of victim hood that leads to a hatred of all races not one's own. All this law does is fight against bigotry, not promote it.
And that's my piece for today.
Wednesday, May 12, 2010
First Post
Well everyone, here's my first post on my new blog. Probably the best way to start a blog would be to outline what will be going into said blog, so that's what I intend to do.
You can't understand where I'll be coming from unless you understand my socio-political view of the world, so that's gonna be the subject of this here post. To preface THAT, I have to explain my personal theories about how stuff works. I believe, first off, that every nation, empire, people or other society are cyclical in nature. This idea I got from the book "America's Man on Horseback" by Guy Odom. () One can see evidence of this cyclical nature in Rome (Kingdom, Republic, Empire), Russia (Barbarian, Empire, Totalitarian), and others. My belief, guided by this cyclical theory, is that the "indomitable" United States of America is going to fall apart in the next fifteen to twenty years.
"Hey now" you're probably thinking. You can't do that, sir.
Well, I'm not saying were going to collapse, I'm simply saying that we are going to transition to the next phase of American society. That's where my political views come into the picture.
The way I see it, a majority of the people in this world, especially our decrepit and corpulent nation, is retarded. This is actually not a fair term, because I personally know mentally challenged individuals with a greater IQ than the average American. But anyhoo, people are stupid. This is a fact of life (just look at the 90's for god's sake). Because of this fact, I believe that the best form of government is one where the people can actively participate, but not actually screw up everything. I believe in constitutional monarchy.
The way I would set up "my" U.S. is like this.
1. Take the office of the POTUS and change that into a hereditary monarchy. To ensure that the new monarch would always be suitable set up certain requirements for the throne (intelligence test, bachelor's degree, pass USMC recruit training). His powers would be similar to the POTUS, but with the ability to create and enact laws on his own, as well as veto power and all that POTUS crap.
2. Get rid of the Supreme court. Seriously, why do they exist? (As a branch of Government anyhoo) Replace with a Council of the High Lords, made up of the rulers of the three subgroups that the U.S. would be divided into (powers identical to monarch, but localized.) They can do the same things as the senate can now, but this council would also have the power of veto if they act unanimously.
3. House of Reps remains the same, however they can veto either of the other two branches with a sixty-six percent majority.
4. Have this system (Steps 1, 2, and 3) trickle down in a federal manner, to the subregions of the High Lord's super regions, then to the states, then counties, and then towns, where the nobility and the executive are identical.
Well thats all I've got for tonight. Please comment, it will make me happy.
You can't understand where I'll be coming from unless you understand my socio-political view of the world, so that's gonna be the subject of this here post. To preface THAT, I have to explain my personal theories about how stuff works. I believe, first off, that every nation, empire, people or other society are cyclical in nature. This idea I got from the book "America's Man on Horseback" by Guy Odom. () One can see evidence of this cyclical nature in Rome (Kingdom, Republic, Empire), Russia (Barbarian, Empire, Totalitarian), and others. My belief, guided by this cyclical theory, is that the "indomitable" United States of America is going to fall apart in the next fifteen to twenty years.
"Hey now" you're probably thinking. You can't do that, sir.
Well, I'm not saying were going to collapse, I'm simply saying that we are going to transition to the next phase of American society. That's where my political views come into the picture.
The way I see it, a majority of the people in this world, especially our decrepit and corpulent nation, is retarded. This is actually not a fair term, because I personally know mentally challenged individuals with a greater IQ than the average American. But anyhoo, people are stupid. This is a fact of life (just look at the 90's for god's sake). Because of this fact, I believe that the best form of government is one where the people can actively participate, but not actually screw up everything. I believe in constitutional monarchy.
The way I would set up "my" U.S. is like this.
1. Take the office of the POTUS and change that into a hereditary monarchy. To ensure that the new monarch would always be suitable set up certain requirements for the throne (intelligence test, bachelor's degree, pass USMC recruit training). His powers would be similar to the POTUS, but with the ability to create and enact laws on his own, as well as veto power and all that POTUS crap.
2. Get rid of the Supreme court. Seriously, why do they exist? (As a branch of Government anyhoo) Replace with a Council of the High Lords, made up of the rulers of the three subgroups that the U.S. would be divided into (powers identical to monarch, but localized.) They can do the same things as the senate can now, but this council would also have the power of veto if they act unanimously.
3. House of Reps remains the same, however they can veto either of the other two branches with a sixty-six percent majority.
4. Have this system (Steps 1, 2, and 3) trickle down in a federal manner, to the subregions of the High Lord's super regions, then to the states, then counties, and then towns, where the nobility and the executive are identical.
Well thats all I've got for tonight. Please comment, it will make me happy.
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